12. “Google’s not a real company. It’s a house of cards.”

11. “DRM is the future.”

10. “Our mail product, Hotmail, is the market leader globally.”

9. “I don’t know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me.”

8. “We’ve had DRM in Windows for years. The most common format of music on an iPod is “stolen”.”

7. “We don’t have a monopoly. We have market share. There’s a difference.”

6. “My children – in many dimensions they’re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I’ve got my kids brainwashed: You don’t use Google, and you don’t use an iPod.”

5. “There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.”

4. “Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.”

3. “I’m going to f—ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to f—ing kill Google.”

2. “I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life.”

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